I know I’m not girly. Sorry. I don’t wear 5 pounds of make up and don’t take an hour to decide what I’m going to wear every day. I dress simply, but well enough so you don’t think I’m a bum. On the other hand, I don’t need long hair to make myself “sensual” or “attractive.” I keep myself looking simple so you’ll pay more attention to what I have to say, rather than how I look. Sorry that’s not female enough that you FORGET that I’m female. Last time I checked I had breasts that were larger than an A cup, and I also don’t have a penis. But… that was only a few hours ago, do you want me to check again that I didn’t grow one? I don’t have to shave my facial hair and I certainly don’t have horrible body odor from working out all day trying to impress the women. On the other hand, I don’t wear skirts all the time to show off my not-so-hot legs. And I don’t wear mascara to make my eyelashes look more volumous. Really, mascara just makes me look silly. And last time I checked, mascara means MASK in spanish. So… I’d rather not wear it. I want you to see who I am.

So. Sorry men if I’m not girly girl who you’re all into. But please stop treating me like a guy.

Sincerely,
Marijke